I'm going to give away
All the things in my collection
Which shine the color of red
Red like the veins of your motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's
Wrist?
Wait No
No
NO
NOOO ALL WRONG LETS START AGAIN
I went down to the Four Aces Pub
Trying my best at a hand of
The bouqet of flowers
That rested ontop of the bar top
Maybe you'll go away
And fall away
Until I don't like where this is going
I don't like where you're going
I don't like that we can never say
Hey would you like to dance
Without it being that awkward
Bubbly feeling
Only teenagers get at their prom
Just talk from underneath
Like singers from the chest
Your doctor always said
There's a ballet dancer in your legs
Keeping the rhythm going
Down to your toes
Don't fall in the snow.
I don't think we click the way
We used to
Your gears are too short
Mine are just rusted.
My friends and I all went to see
What's going on in the valley below
Maybe there's a festival
Maybe there's a fair
Maybe nothing at all
We'll drive with the top up
Because Rachel doesn't want leaves
In her hair
And Bobby hates the feeling
That his hat might blow away
Plus no one really wants to know
Jason is blasting music
Most would say doesn't match the color
Of his skin
But it's okay we all have our own personal
Ways
There's a bottle of Jim Bean
There's a bottle of Rye
Whiskey Dry
Jack Daniel's on the table side
Sailor Jerry fell down the stairs
And no one knows why
The room is spinning
The room keeps spinning
And I can't seem to focus my two
Blood shot eyes
The Garden State is filled
With Toxic Waste
Thanks to Yours Truly
Go talk behind the waterfall
If you want to whine
Pink doesn't go well with bruise
And bruise doesn't go well with Maroon
So if you want to meet me at the butcher shop
It better be at noon
I'll have the ground beef
And don't forget the blood
My daughter wants hotdogs for dinner
But I think kielbasa will settle better
She's learning new foods
But her mother can't keep up
The bills are knocking
The collectors are coming
But that's okay
Because I'm here to say
I love beef.
