You'll know the deed is done when you're all alone...

I'm no longer employed.

Tornado! Tsunami! Typhoon!

The three brothers of wind!

Let's set sail to the sea. Go where ever the wind takes us. Conquer, pillage, plunder and yearn!

Switchboards.

I have a circuit board out in my shed if you'd like to take a look. It'll only be a few minutes.

My cousin sold his soul to the devil for artistic talent. He painted, painted and painted his years away. Every three months he'd attempt to sell his paintings and works to everyone he could find. No one would buy. It drove him mad. Why wouldn't anyone buy these magnificent works of art?! The World must have become tasteless. My cousin continued to paint and paint until he was at 100 paintings. Not one was bought.

The rejection got to him and he killed himself. The very next day, his paintings were sold.

What a dirty liar you are, Sir.


What would you do?