Bending Stories
Twisting Words
Just so the bitter can become the sweeter

It's too damn hot out for a coat. I've been stressing this for weeks now but they just can't grasp that concept.


Lemonade.

I'm going to sail the seas one day, you'll see. Despite those bloody tariffs I will move on and conquer economically! You say "Oh, how can you achieve such feats without your precious tea!?" I need not tea. I need not the brown coffee beans. As long as I'm on a ship filled with my pale ale, I'll be able to make a new home in the seventh sea. I'll settle down and change my name so you won't be able to track me. Sir Honeydew no longer works under the red coat army.