Never have
Never will
Now, don't go around telling the press
I'm against family
Or I despise my family
Because that's far from the truth
Truly far from the truth
You just need to realize
I'm more about meeting in smaller pieces
Tiny moments spread across the Calendar
Where each different month and season
Is filled with the memories of potato salad,
Watermelon, bickering, resentment and
Hatred towards one's own blood line
When we all look back at the day's past
Most will say, "That's my family for ya,"
But not me
I'll never say or think that
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Please don't forget
This bottle of water isn't carbonated
Has a crisp, fresh taste
Filtered naturally in the great land of Maine
How could you resist a bottle of delicious Water?
How dare you rely on coffee to keep you going.
Why would you choose Johnny Walker,
Jack Daniels or Jim Bean instead of Aquafina
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Showtime
We're heading out to the NHP Train Station
To pick you up from what you're currently
Describing as "My most unfortunate adventure
To the rest of the East Coast"
I say you're overreacting
The rest say I never give you the benefit of a doubt
Marlboro Man helps me through the day
Jack Daniels picks me up at night
But you, you prefer no help
You chose the rabid East Coast
I chose the comfort of the South
We're two different people
Sharing a similar World
I find that idea simply amusing
You find it aggitating
When will you learn
Not everything works in your favor
And I think we both can agree
The NJ transit is a perfect example of that
Women aren't everything
When will you learn?
Bros before Hoes
Friends before Lovers
Family before the Rest
Maybe one day you'll figure it out
Maybe one day in Penn Station
It'll hit you like a ton of bricks
The excitement the thrill
You'll look so lost and confused
Just like a tourist on their first trip to NYC
Maybe one day you'll realize
You've got all that you need
Back at home
