Toothpaste!
It's like pushing metal plastic carts through the desert. Have you ever been to the desert?
No...
Well imagine the desert. How hot do you imagine it to be?
Pretty damn hot.
Yeah, now picture the desert as being black top concrete.
Like a parking lot?
Yeah! Now there's no camels, there's only thousand pound metal objects lined up everywhere preventing you from getting to water. Water being carts.
I'm guessing those metal objects are cars.
RIGHT! And all the arabs in the desert keep stealing all the water and whenever they don't want anymore, they leave so much crap in it!
Are you saying it's so hot in the parking lot that you're hallucinating and thinking its a desert?
No, what are you fuckin crazy? I'm just saying it's hot like the desert, that's it kid.
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People are insane.
Oh, look out. She came in through the bathroom window. Or so they claim. She's either going to steal from you or sleep with you. Depends on how attractive you are to her. But didn't anyone tell her? Didn't anybody see? You just recently got fired from work, Sunday to Monday, Monday to Tuesday you're now free.
She claims she's always been a stripper. She somehow works 15 clubs a day, which I truly don't believe. She would grab onto my collar and demand to tell her all the secrets I knew about the police department. Since I recently lost my job I had to go find something steady. She only showed up to see what she could steal from Rob.
Oh yeah!?
Let's go out on a high note. The low notes are left for the chumps.
It's probably a lot better if you don't remember anything because if you do remember, uh oh.
What are the two dots between the hour and minutes on clocks called? I say we call them dividers of time.
I can picture myself when I'm older having a garden and despite my lack of love towards it, weeds will always grow to show me even if you refuse to work, life will go on with or without you.
THE BREAK DOWN!?
I'm going to write you a letter about all the good times we used to have. Driving down the highway like we didn't care about the price of gas. I can still remember me always telling you the Barenaked Ladies always said It's All Been Done. Whether you take their word for it or not is all up to you but I'm ready to believe if anyone figured that out, it was definitely the Canadians. I heard you say, The Past Was Much More Fun. Of course you would say the Past is Much More Fun. The Present is only a few seconds, so how can that be more fun than all of the past combined unless at that moment in time you're winning the lottery while orgasming. The future can't be fun until you live it. Man, actually thinking about it now, the Canadians have no clue what they're talking about. I guess that's why they call Ham, Bacon.
I decided to set up an appointment for dinner, okay, a reservation. I prefer the word appointment because when you're having dinner for business, it's more about work than really eating. Never order the clams. Don't ever order the clams. Shrimp is okay. Steak is better. Burger makes you look like a fool. Salad a pansy. Something unique shows you are the curious type with a new approach on life. Remember to not out drink your co-workers. Everyone loves to hate that guy. Oh you don't want to be that guy. Look at the table. If you can't point out which one of them is that guy, you're him. CONGRATS YOU ARE NOW A FOOL! ONE HUGE FOOL! Get your scarf out and choke yourself with it. Wait till Autumn and hang from a tree.
Forever young Forever tough Forever young Forever tough Forever young Forever tough Forever young Forever tough I want you to know you'll never be tough and no one stays young, no matter how many times you tell yourself.
Start with one idea and dance from there. Who knows what partner will be at your side in the end.
My phone is red. Your phone is blue. If you mix them together you get a failure of communication.
The sun doesn't go to sleep. The Moon just rapes it.
It rolls right on. It being the seasons. If you let them begin that is and your plans consist of taking the Big King down. Down to China Down. Down Under. Down the street. Down to the place we once knew as The School Of Hard Knocks. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. That kind of Down. I'm So Down Kinda Down.
I taught that man how to sing. He wanted to sing opera but I decided on country instead. His synthesizers could never get in tune so I taught him how to dance instead. Go to his show every fifth thursday and you'll see the first white man who can sing and play a tube with ease. At the same time that is.
Foreplay/Long Time. The best thing to come out of Boston was the band, Boston. The Band came from Ontario Canada. But no one truly gave a shit about them until Bobby D took them under his wing. That's just how Bobby D was. I knew him well. I know him well. I used to look like him, act like him and out perform him. But it's been such a long time, I think I should get going. Time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rolling.
DISTANT HIGHWAY YEAH?!
I GOT TO KEEP ON CHASING THE DREAM!!!!
Jethro Tull loves you. Thick As A Brick. I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
LOVE IS IN THE SINK!? MY SINK?!
Interrobang. Let's get going now. You got it? I got it. She's got it. But he's lost it. We'll never know where to go from here but that's okay because he's now lost. We won't ever see him again. You won't ever. She won't ever. But he will because he's lost with himself.
Scooters, Vacation, Fall. All you need to remember is how to head West. Thataway GO!
