Oh yeah you say? You sure about that? Well I'm 100% positive I can get you to purchase a super duper ultra mega amazing fantastic monkey for the low low price of a billion wing wangs.

Wigwam IT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT.


I really don't know you anymore. I've been trying to figure you out for months and it's just not working out. But, good news, I did come up with a back up plan and that is simply

GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!

Let's all get Kangaroos to ride and head towards the horizon. Loser buys everyone else mugs of cold delicious beer!

You smoke fags all the time because you have an addiction. He smokes fags all the time because he's a faggot. See what I did there?

Money doesn't mean everything to me. It just means a lot.

I'll throw a brick through your window if you tease me the wrong way.

I don't trust them anymore. Once the elections ended and the politicians moved in, I've been noticing a lot has changed. Probably for the better but I'm a rebel without a cause so I'll be displeased anyway.